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	<title>The Rum Chronicles</title>
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	<description>The pool is now open.</description>
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		<title>MMA Women Rock</title>
		<description>I have to admit that I LOVED watching Gina Carano whip Kaitlin Young's ass tonight in the best Elite XC match of the night. It was, without a doubt, the most exciting and interesting match... even though I think Kimbo Slice fucking ROCKS. That doesn't matter. I still love a ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/31/mma-women-rock/</link>
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		<title>MMA Fighting vs. Boxing vs. Kimbo Slice</title>
		<description>You know... given my history and my profession and blah blah blah... I think Kimbo Slice fucking ROCKS. I love Kimbo, I love his story, I love the guys BEHIND Kimbo (they help pay the bills 'round here via Fling.com) and I want nothing but the best for Kimbo. He ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/31/mma-fighting-vs-boxing-vs-kimbo-slice/</link>
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		<title>What I&#8217;m spending my tax refund on&#8230;</title>
		<description>It must be divine providence. Chris sent me this on the same day I got my tax refund. I have long said this should be standard in every America home, and now it shall be MINE!!!! Click the link below to behold my precious...

Emergency Party Button </description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/08/what-im-spending-my-tax-refund-on/</link>
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		<title>Leeettle guurl! Leeettle guurl!</title>
		<description>This is what it was like when I tried to cancel Vonage...

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		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/07/leeettle-girl-leeettle-girl/</link>
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		<title>Humingbirds hate me</title>
		<description>I have lovingly placed a vessel of the finest, sweetest sugar water pseudo-nectar in my yard for the little guys, yet they shun me! This was not the case last year when we had several waring hummingbird factions fighting over the damn thing. What have I done to anger them? ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/05/humingbirds-hate-me/</link>
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		<title>Evil demon blender</title>
		<description>My blender has made itself obscenely firm on it's stance and has stated it's demands. No negotiations will be accepted.

It refuses to do exactly that one task for which it was created for: blend. That is... without a jolt of one sort of liquor or another.

One must give a great ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/05/evil-demon-blender/</link>
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		<title>1993</title>
		<description>Things seems more real then. More on edge. More true. More authentic. People meant what they said. They weren't simply imitating their predecessors. </description>
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		<title>Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change? How about $360B?</title>
		<description>This happened to me once...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080502/ap_on_fe_st/odd_check_for_billions

"In addition to the forgery count, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana."

Well DUH.... I mean... how do they think Biggie Smalls and Dr. Dre started THEIR record companies? </description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/05/01/excuse-me-sir-do-you-have-any-spare-change-how-about-360b/</link>
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		<title>My Dad vs. The Maasai Warriors</title>
		<description>My dad runs a lot of 10ks, 5ks and has run the occasional marathon. He's told me of the various rigorous training routines he has used to amp up for race day. He's informed me of how he plans out his liquid intake and food portions for maximum benefit before ...</description>
		<link>http://www.rumchronicles.com/2008/03/09/cool-story-worthy-cause/</link>
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